Toys of the, Uh, Adult Variety
Sometimes a single woman wants options when it comes to playthings. Fortunately, this is an enlightened age, and there's no shame in owning whatever you need to enjoy a satisfying sex life - even if you're the only one in the room. Thanks to the internet, discreet purchases are but a mouse click away. Just clean out your browser history if you have a nosy mother who likes to "check email" when she visits (or maybe not - it might keep her from snooping). Even better, if you're the only one who occupies your space, you don't even need to hide your toys away in a deep, dark drawer. Leave 'em wherever they're most accessible - maybe right next to that box of condoms, just in case you meet Mr. Right Now and want to give your batteries the night off.
Single women, rejoice: You have options that your attached women pals don't. And everything you own? It's yours. If you do get tired of talking to the cat (or have memorized every line from The Notebook), you can always try a dating coach to get you back into the game. Until then, life is there for the taking - so go ahead and take it!