Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender: You know we have a drink named after you.
Grasshopper: You have a drink named Jeremy Milo Anderson?
Bartender: Um… no.
Grasshopper: Do you have a drink that tastes like one of those Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies?
Bartender: Um… yes, it's called a grasshopper.
Grasshopper: Okay, if you're going to be a wiseass, I'm outta here.
- 1 oz. green crème de menthe
- 1 oz. white crème de cacao
- 1 oz. French cream
Add all ingredients to a Boston mixer with ice and shake until chilled. Strain mixture into cocktail glass. Garnish with sprig of mint or a Thin Mint® cookie.
Sometimes dad jokes help after bad days. Or maybe not... it's often better to mix up some of these drinks instead.